twiddlebangered

you got banged without knowing it

its like whippersnapper x) but you say whatta twiddlebanger or ive just been twiddlebangered xD

by PumpernickleBandits May 9, 2011

twiddledinky

What little children call there penises.

"This girl just saw my twiddledinky, she said it was nice for a 3 year old."

by Sha NiQue September 2, 2011

twidiction

The compulsion to put every minor event or happening in one's life on twitter.

"What are you doing?"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"

by lifesamountain,notabeach August 18, 2012

Twidicted

Addicted to Twitter.

I am so twidicted, I just can't stop tweeting.

by The Cuder July 25, 2012

Twiddley Knob

Noun: See do-dad, Whactamalcallit, thing-a-ma-jigger, etc...
Verb: To do nothing important

Jeff stop your Twiddley Knobbing and hand me that there Twiddley Knob!

by Billy Pulse July 2, 2012

twidacious

When a guy can't keep his hand off his dick. The dudes that feel the need to hold themselves everywhere. The dude who thinks grabbing himself is attractive.
(Has nothing to with social media)

John: "Yo man, you seen Jerry?"
Terry: "You mean that twidacious motherfucker?"

by Pseudomac October 29, 2014

twidiot

An insult formed from the combination of the words twit and idiot, indicating that a person is an extreme example of imbecility.

John is such a twidiot.

by kitkats482 February 3, 2015