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Fat Tire 

A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.

The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.
Fat Tire by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009
Related Words

rubber tire 

The rubber tire is a large fleshy roll of fat that travels around the circumference of an individual's waist area. A rubber tire may be seen lying in the shade of a midriff baring shirt, or even sleeping beneath a long cotton top. You cannot hide a rubber tire with two layers of tanktops. Low rise pants should definitely not be worn while sporting a rubber tire.
Her rubber tire was hanging sexily over the waistband of her too-tight jeans. Hott.
rubber tire by teree September 6, 2006
a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one
"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"
flat tire by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

spare tire 

The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire
spare tire by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Canadian Tire 

A store in Canada that sells anything from car parts, to Christmas Trees, to lawnmowers, to coffee makers. The only thing Canadian Tire doesn't sell is furniture and food.

Most of their tools are either Mastercraft, Black & Decker or Skil brand tools.
I'm off to Canadian Tire to get a new socket set. Man the drill looks like it's a great buy...I think I'll get myself a new electric drill.
Canadian Tire by Glflegolas April 22, 2013

Polish Tire Shine 

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.
Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.
Polish Tire Shine by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009