the telescope

when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.

"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"

by vANis November 24, 2003

Tejeshwar

A delusional omega male

You're such a Tejeshwar

by durk420 August 25, 2021

telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

teleslutties

Young girls (middle school and lower) who dress and act like whores. Much akin to prostitots.

You can't even walk down the street without being followed by those teleslutties getting out of school early.

by JohnnyMurman June 20, 2006

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

telespooning

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.

Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.

by Bructus December 20, 2010

Skinny Eater on the Telephone

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010