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Suburbia

Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.
Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.
by Andrew June 20, 2006
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Suburbaphobia

The fear of getting married, having kids and settling down in the suburbs.
The fact that everyone around me is popping out babies gives me a major case of suburbaphobia.
by ninEater January 20, 2009
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suburbanite

The OTHER material that will kill Superman.
Holy Shit, Lex, we're out of Kryptonite!! Want me to throw a Suburbanite at him??
by GreenEyedMadman August 28, 2005
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Suburban Fever

Some men get jungle fever, I get suburban fever.
by Tarmmy December 23, 2008
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suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009
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Suburban Cowboy

A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.
"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...
by Risk-Taker December 1, 2006
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Suburban Sexuals

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.
Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.
by Bobby F. May 16, 2008
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