Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

Steady backshots

Sexual intercourse delivered to a female in a similar way as doggystyle

Your mum is very attractive, i would love to give her some STEADY BACKSHOTS

by ©™ October 15, 2003

Stray Human

A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your door step because their miserable attempt at life has failed and they would like to hang around your family for a little while. Instead of making a good pet, they usually just eat all your food and shit on your carpet.

My mother-in-law runs the neighborhood stray human shelter.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

steady sippin'

the act of sippin at a steady pace in order to continue sippin all day and sometimes all evening as you people watch (preferably fine ladies) and you realize the world keeps rotating as people go about their business as you see them go to and from class, to and from the gym, and to and from the library, and when they come back late at night....youre still sippin. Bleezies are usually involved and it usually goes down on sunny days. grillin is not required but encouraged.

bro1: dang foo, you've been steady sippin' all day??
bro2: aaayyuuuuup
bro1: go to class foo
bro2: maybe

by BtownTweeka August 17, 2009

stray dog

adj. used to describe the friend or not so friend that has absoulutly no life of their own, so they are constantly at your house, eating your food, and drinking your beer.
WARNING: if you feed them once they never leave.

mike: what the hell bro, kieth is here all the time now.

bobby: i know dude, i envited him for BBQ and beers one time, and now he wont leave!

mike: you got yourself a stray dog!

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Steady

in the act of doing something constantly.

Your girlfriend drove by the house the other day. STEADY CREEPIN'!

by CrownTheKid January 25, 2010

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008