seeching

a mix between simp and leeching: When you try to steal an other person's simps by hanging out with or become mutuals with them.

e-girl 1: "can you feauture me on ur onlyfans account?"

e-girl 2: "no, stop seeching"

by KatiaManagan April 20, 2020

Squeezing The Shooter

A term used to define Jacking Off, can be heard as Choking the Chicken, Piping the Peter, or Wanking. There are countless other names for this definition.

Andrew: yea so my parents walked in while I was making the bald man cry
Allen: oh they caught you Squeezing the Shooter LmO

by ScopeSnipe01 June 14, 2020

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

Squelchin'

To be so moist that you squelch instead of slap.

God damn! Chad is so good in bed. He was making me squelch.

"Don't stop, Chad! I'm squelchin'!"

by Pauliethepelican September 27, 2020

Squenchin

When you want something/ withdrawals.

Bro I’m fucking squenchin over here, where the weed at?!

by Skwinch October 21, 2020

Speeching

Verb
The act of speaking a speech.

I was speeching at a funeral, but no one was listening.

by Flipity123 April 13, 2021

Squelchin

Tbh just vibing, but in a squelchy sort of way. Often includes listening to acid bass.

Damn, Poppy is sure squelchin over there!

by Squelchy6acid6bass6 October 11, 2021