Anything mass produced by a capitalist political-economic system (usually the United States) that is intended for mindless consumption. Sludge is generally poor in quality and unhealthy for the consumer. Sludge ranges from media to fast food.
Wife: John! You haven't left the couch since I left for work! What have you been doing all day?!
Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!
Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*
Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!
Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*
by The Gunk Meister June 23, 2023
Get the Sludge mug.The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.
Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"
Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
by Bandit646 March 23, 2009
Get the Brownie Sludge mug.Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century
a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century
a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.
by colostomykid October 22, 2009
Get the slam-sludge mug.Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011
Get the curtle smudge mug.The residue that remains on one's ballsack after sweating profusely. Normally indicated by the build up of residue on one's fingernails after scratching one's balls.
Bro, what's this shit on my fingernails?
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty
by Cravesack June 27, 2017
Get the sack sludge mug.A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
by jimmybomm November 9, 2020
Get the shit smudge mug.When you have anal intercourse with a Mexican prostitute and then proceed to ejaculate her fecal matter into another Mexican prostitute's mouth.
Dude those two fat chicks from the bar last night were freaky as hell, had me do something call the "Sinaloan Sludge Siphon." It was some ghastly shit man...
by papaRobC July 10, 2022
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