Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.

"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."

by Spinnerkid May 18, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A thing that you spin

Spinning on my mada-faking fidget Spinner nigga!

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

fidget spinner

Cancerous toy made for kids with ADHD

Kid 1: I just got a 1,000 dollar fidget spinner!
Kid: Well at least I don't follow cancerous trends like you.

by Bruce Lee's left nostril June 14, 2017

fidget spinner

A sex position where the woman riding on top spins around on a man's dick.

Hey, Baby, wanna fidget spin

me and jim tried the fidget spinner last night it was sooooo good

by osstheboss June 6, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Autism

"Look at my fidget spinner"
"No"
"Rawr xD"

by Theawesomestderp May 27, 2017

Meat-Spinner

The art of spinning an artificial penis, while recieving it in the anal cavities.

Steve: Wow i heard what happened last night!

Abi Hernandez: Yah man i hooked up and pulled a
Meat-Spinner!

by EvanM December 3, 2007

Fidget Spinner

a stupid toy originally made for autistic people until it blew up and a bunch of dumb teenagers started playing with them. but now fortunately the fidget spinner fad has died out just like the harambe meme

gay retarded teen 1: Look gay retarded teen 2, I got a lit fidget spinner bro

gay retarded teen 2: bruh, that's so savage

gay retarded teen 1: i know bro it's so savage
gay retarded teen 2: you wanna go watch Jake Paul and RiceGum now bro?
gay retarded teen 1: hell yeah bro! iss gonna be lit fam!
gay retarded teen 2: its gonna be hella lit fam!

by tpooyungcloutgod August 3, 2017