The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.
(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!
by Rilla907 September 3, 2009
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Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
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a Eurobeat song made by Marko Polo. It was used in the Illegal Street Racing anime "Initial D" in their 2nd Season in 1999 and most likely to be heard in Car Memes.
People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*
SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
by FujiwaraDeliversTheHotTofu June 15, 2018
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wow, talk about lesbian speed.
wow, talk about lesbian speed.
by nosebleedingcunt November 29, 2019
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by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020
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Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
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