shmenglepus

Its a yiddish word for a hermaphrodite.One who is born with both extremities.Also its another word for a douchebag

That dude is sucha shmenglepus.
Ide rather do a monkey then a shmenglepus.

by Ricksauce July 2, 2008

Ideal Semen Law

The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.

Limitations :

1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)

When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .

Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B

S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)

* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*

by DespairNo October 21, 2009

sement

When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.

I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

semen lipstick

This can come in a solid lipstick or liquid gloss form. It can come in a range of colors from creamy white semen shimmer, pink semen shimmer, or silver semen shimmer. It is very popular amongst a group of primitive women called the clamjabls. One applies semen lipstick when it is time to mate.

Gee, I wish I had some semen lipstick. I would wear it all over my face... even in my eyes if I had the chance.

by DemonSpawnOfMaryMagdalene August 28, 2006

Demon semen

Semen that comes out of a murderer's or bad person's penis. The semen has the ability to eat through anything that it comes in contact with.

Warning: May lead to the birth of a demon child.

Becca, you got fucked by a murderer and have demon semen all up in yo snatch.

by bookshelf September 23, 2009

semenize

When a man 'marks his territory' by shooting his sperm all over something and/or someone.

Rion semenized Pete's donkey last night

by Lil T January 16, 2005

semen urinal

a chick that's seen and sucked more cock than a toilet has come in contact with.

Guy 1: Damn, that chick blew 10 dudes last night
Guy 2: Yea man, she's a semen urinal

by youreadirtygirl July 28, 2009