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Gelatinous Fuck Socket

(Listening to Trump Speak) “Wow, he really is a Gelatinous Fuck Socket.”
by EnigmaAK907 May 25, 2023
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Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.
"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
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wank socket

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket
by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
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Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.
Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!
by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023
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Boston Pop Socket

When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.
Dude, I gave my gf one of those Boston Pop Sockets she's always been asking for last night.
by SlickMik11 February 7, 2019
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