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knob slobber

cock sucker. The term knob slobber was made to prevent one from getting TOSed in an AOL chat room. Use knob slobber instead of cock sucker.
As her mouth slid up and down his pole, he cried out, you're best the knob slobber in the world.
by Donna Lee February 14, 2006
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slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.
Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
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Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.
Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.
by GuyMercer November 14, 2011
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sober hang

a sober hang is a hang-out or catch-up with an individual that you met whilst drunk. often making out or other acts of drunken passion were involved in this night of drunk introduction. sober hangs are avoided by bro's at any cost.

the "pregaming" of the sober-hang is a good way to set the illusion that one is a genuinely caring human, hanging out with your new friend sober, whilst actually avoiding the awkwardness that 'sobreity' can cause after a night of extreme inebriation.
melissa: sober hang today?
kallum: nah can't today sorry, you out tonight d00d?
by saturbaby August 29, 2010
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slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.
Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?
by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004
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soberize

The ablility to fight drunkenness and become more awake and able to function with out help.
After a long night of heavy drinking, Kevin was able to soberize, and was able to stay up the rest of the night and party on.
by Kevin E. May 22, 2006
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