Skype Sluts

The biggest known hoors on the Internet, they hang out on Skype sucking each other's dicks. These slores are fucking hypocrites - they are absolute cunts and will do/say cunty things. Unless it comes to one of their own. Famed also for butthurt ... or should that be cunthurt?

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The Skype Sluts are jealous and lurk in hallways.

by Slutapusssssssss January 25, 2009

Skype Rape

This is when you sign on to skype and all 200 of your contacts want your immediate attention. As a skype courtesy, one should give the skypee time to respond.

I sign on to skype and my contacts have immediate notification that I have been signed on. I will have 30 people skype me..all at once this is what I call Skype Rape. Everyone wanting immediate attention and expecting an immediate response and likely a conversation. This is simply not possible. Please understand this happens quite often to people that conduct a lot of business via skype. Please be patient and do not misconstrue a delayed response as negligence, they are just trying to manage 30 people at once, which is nearly impossible. Be patient.

by WCFunding September 16, 2009

gang skrape

Where skrape is committed by more than one person within a conference call

Two british guys and one lithuanian guy skrape a fellow student = gang skrape

by N1 motherfuckers November 25, 2009

violin/skype fight

(n.) 1. A petty disagreement over a trivial matter that quickly escalates into a large battle, usually between two people or a small group 2. Petty infighting that quickly gets out of hand

Anita called Annie her best friend instead of Denise and now they're all having an epic violin/skype fight over it.

by dionysiseris January 13, 2011

skype shower

The overly brief dowsing that does not clean, but instead only prepares face and hair for early morning video conference call.

"You smell awful. Didn't you shower this morning?"

"I had a video chat, so I only had time for a skype shower."

by TLWyo January 17, 2010

Skype It Up

1. "To skype it up" Meaning to chat Via Skype 2. Video Chatting through Skype. Verb: Skyping It Up

Hey Toby, Are we going to Skype It Up tonight?

by Hancok February 24, 2011

skype tag

Failing to connect after repeated back-and-forth tries using Skype, either through text chat or voice. Similar to phone tag.

We played skype tag all day until I just sent her an email.

by xi November 7, 2008