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skonked

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered
"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"
by Fuzzt February 16, 2004
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Pink Sponge Theory

Mariana and Hichame were about to take a shower in Hichame's Place, Mariana noticed a Pink soap Sponge and thought that it is a girly thing for a Man to have a pink sponge, Hichame, on the other Hand, Thought that she is jealous as the sponge might be a gift from his ex.
Pink Sponge theory is when a couple / group of people look at the same Item and have 2 different thoughts about it, that might cause a misunderstanding or even a fight.
Her :From where you got this cute bracelet?
Him: from a dear person, why ? Are you jealous it might be from an admirer or an ex.
Her: Hell no, it is just that I think the bracelet is cute. We are both looking at the bracelet with a Pink Sponge Theory
by Ryuuzaki300 November 26, 2017
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SkonesMickLoud

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.
Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!
by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009
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sponge heart

The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.
Dang, that baby smiled at me just now and gave me a mad case of sponge heart.
by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012
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Spongebob Squarepants

A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)

He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013
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Skoner

noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.
"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."
by nategknows December 10, 2013
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SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.
Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.
by KImCobain April 10, 2015
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