watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

shmammerd

your past hammerd, your past smashed.

your both.

shmammerd.

also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both

"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"

ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"

by felicia_Greek mafia January 15, 2007

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

Siham

A lovely young lady that seems demure, but she speaks with a foul mouth.

A reaction to bad news that is characterized by at first seeming calm and accepting but quickly turns into vulgar language and shouting. Usually executed by an emotionally unstable person.

Dude did you hear that girl? By the looks of her I thought she was all sweet but then she started swearing like a sailor.

I know she's such a Siham.

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I just told him there was no milk left and he seemed cool about it, but then like 2 seconds later he starts screaming his balls off.

He pulled a Siham again? We need to get him checked out.

by raaawwwwrrrrrrrrrr May 30, 2011

SIMA

SIMA is self-induced mental abuse. (see ma)

Most victims and complainers are persons of SIMA.
I think stupidly, therefore I SIMA.
Bad habits are various forms of SIMA.
SIMA is as SIMA does.
“Some women believe SIMA men can be retrained. These women never succeed because they evidently have SIMA also.”

by Dodagood September 7, 2009

Siamese nose burn

when you stick a straws up both nostrils and try to sniff multiple lines of drugs or miscillaneous.

She sniffed so much coke up both nostrils it gave her a Siamese nose burn.

by blazed1 April 23, 2009