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simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
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semusa

A guy with one eye who’s 4’11
Guy: Omg is that a smaller version of ferry wap?
Me: No that’s just semusa
by Amoneyyyy October 18, 2020
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secula

Yea this dude is a secula, Look at him
by secula January 23, 2021
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senular

the term for a feeling that is somewhat of a sexual jealousy and desire.
I feel so senular when I listen to Earned It by The Weekend
by wuapopo April 13, 2021
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Segulationatorymalfactionator

When people just malfunction out of no where, with no refrence
Addy just went blank, I think he has gone through Segulationatorymalfactionator
by Sam_12 February 10, 2022
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Secular-theist

A secular theist is someone who believes in the existence of a god-ish entity but does not follow any religion in particular.
Person 1: Dude, are you an atheist?

Person 2: No man, I'm a secular-theist

Person 1: Oooh
by Thewonderguy October 18, 2022
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Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.
"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.
by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010
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