Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.

Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....

by Salty ballz November 11, 2013

selfish bitch

An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.

Fuck you, selfish bitch! (SLAM!)

by justiferous November 11, 2010

selfie

The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.

My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.

by haterofdesperation October 1, 2013

selfish

Having desires that conflict with the selfishness of others.

A: "I'm getting my appendectomy tomorrow. I need to save this money for copay."
B: "How could you be so selfish? Spending money on "necessary operations" left and right, and meanwhile my wife and I can't pay the television bill. I can't believe you could be so - "
A: "Get the fuck out."
B: "But I need - "
A: "OUT."

by Arthritis July 27, 2009

Selise

Selise, a pretty blond haired girl. Nice and always kind. Gives amazing hugs. Sweet. Amazing. Perfect. Great personality.

Did you see that hot girl. Ya I think her name is Selise.

by Aaron_Cook February 26, 2015

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

by laxer3131 December 5, 2013