Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Scharmuta

A word often used as a Noun to fill gaps of the language skills for poor English speakers.

A term used by those commonly associated with low intellect and a poor sense of humor, generally speaking, males from Belarus or guys that people often mistake as being from Russia... or simply don't care where they come from.

Instead of "Excuse me would you mind passing me that fine plate of Indian Curry?". A typical personal of challenged intellectual capacity (Usually from Belarus) would say, "AYE!, Scharmuta! Gimmi da curry shabib!".

by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010

scharnhorst

A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.

God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss

by Mattias December 29, 2003

Schmarmy

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.

The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !

by Varanistic November 26, 2020

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

by crank May 4, 2005

Schartful

The Definition of schart is to fart and shit at the same time however schartful essentially means means when you schart and your pants are just over indulging with nastiness.

Oh shit I just Scharted and now my pants are up to the brim in gross schartful waste.

by serebrus January 15, 2009