4 definitions by Sugardong

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

ExakTime

ExakTime is a downloadable phone app which is used to view illegal porn videos such as : Vietnamese Fist-Fuck , Moist Back Door Secretary, Fingerbanging Hunchbacks , Ping Pong Paddle Pegging and Toothless Scat porn. You will be forced to use this app if you are employed at Service Electric and you will not be paid unless you register i got news for you.

Aw man, i had to download the ExakTime app on my phone and my wife saw it then left me.

by Sugardong March 13, 2018

Durbin

A sizeable portion of lint which becomes trapped in the foreskin area of the penis causing irritability and a foul odor. Usually resulting from obsessive masturbation with socks or fornication with stuffed animals.

She rose from performing felatio only to find a moist piece of durbin between her teeth.

by Sugardong October 16, 2014