Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

salmon hair

salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.

oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!

by bbbbbb1234 October 17, 2010

salamence

The most badass dragon in the intire fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls in half if you touch him.

I will ride a Salamence tonight. I hope my balls wont be ripped.

by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.

She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards

by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019

Drink The Salmon

A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.

I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.

by Salmonfisherman09 March 19, 2011

Happy Salmon

Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.

-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"

by IrrelephantElelphant March 28, 2010

dirty salamander

a very blown out slimey pussy that you fucked and fucked in the ass and shit came out and you put it back in the slimey pussy and you ate it like a dirty salamender

wow that was a gross dirty salamander

by Dirty salamander January 13, 2018