putitang

Another word for pussy. Or Puti for short.

AKA Laudun as a loving nickname.

I need some putitang!!

by Alaina joyxoxo February 19, 2009

Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

by NoNamesNeeded February 7, 2015

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

Patio Smoke

adj,verb: The act of being in a state of mind where one's confidence extends normal expectation; being very very cool

Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."

Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.

by TYE Daddio August 31, 2013

Wide putin

The greatest meme

Agreed wide putin be gaming

by PoopBaeon July 29, 2021

Go Putin

To suddenly attack with a decisive outcome.

"Better relax before I go Putin on you."

by Kurt Langston October 18, 2008

patio

the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place

i touched his patio and he went boom

by Liz January 21, 2003