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accidental procrastination 

The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.
LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!

Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday
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procrastination 

Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.

Procrastination 

Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.
Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.
Procrastination by Claire420 December 14, 2009

procrastinating 

What teenagers do when they dont want to do their homework
"Do your hw!" yells mother.
"No i think id rather do something that wont benifit me at all!" yells procrastinating teen going through puberty.
procrastinating by James J December 28, 2005

Procrastinative 

The adjective of procrastinate: (1) to put off intentionally and habitually (2) to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done
I know have not done my assignment yet, I'm being procrastinative.

Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

Precrastination 

The act of knowing you will procrastinate, before one has actually procrastinated.
John: Hey man, wanna work on that project tonight?

Me: Nah, I'll probably just do it last minute... you know, procrastinate

John: So... you know you're going to procrastinate... isn't that precrastination?
Precrastination by ThatAUguy April 12, 2013