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Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.
My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.
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Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.
by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013
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procrastination

pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason
Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.
by RemRabbit June 14, 2014
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procrastination

putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever
dan howell is very good at procrastination
by placentaflavour August 10, 2014
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Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.
Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.
by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010
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Procrastinationbook

A noun.

Coined phrase meaning the use of Facebook in tedious situations to distract oneself.

Other variations include:
- Procrastinationtube (YouTube.)
- Procrastinationspace (Myspace.)
Etc, etc.
Q: Whats up?
A: Nothing much, on Procrastinationbook. Have you finished the term paper yet?
Q: Nahh, I'm still surfing Procrastinationtube.
by peppypreppy! March 8, 2009
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Procrastination

I know procrastination is bad... I should be doing my homework, but playing video games is much more enjoyable.
by flamwambam January 25, 2011
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