Kanhai Patel

A stinky monkey, smells really bad and is awful at cricket. Has a tiny cock.

That guy is a real Kanhai Patel, what a cunt.

by pooopkanhai July 10, 2022

Dirty Patel

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.

First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.

by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".

Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.

by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

Yellow Pages

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011

HOT PATE

a bald guy with a cool, shiny head, that you can see your face in!

The chicks all go wild for my hot pate.

by Farenoch August 22, 2004

mis patas

Referring to never or no.

" mom can I have twenty bucks?"
Mis patas!

by LazyGirl2.0 December 3, 2016

Rohan Patel

Rohan Patel; often reffered to Blohan Patel or just Blohan. He was caught sucking james hookers cock in a tent. Archie Mawley was the culprit who say this.

Yo ma nigga from jaffa land did you see Rohan Patel

yeh he gay af bruh. fuck blohan

by Completly Random Pedophile June 4, 2018