Opposlut

Opposite of a slut

She needs to put out like a good little whore, but she'll never give up the pussy.....she's like an opposlut.

by Cabbie Aaron July 4, 2015

oppositeville

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.

I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.

by Chief Father August 4, 2016

Opposite Angle

A weird feeling when a girl is doing what a guy is supposed to do.

She gave me an opposite angle when she asked me out.

by Alans35 August 4, 2016

opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

by pickle penis February 26, 2019

Oops My Finger Schlipt

When you accidentally do something

Oops my finger Schlipt

by Lllllllllloolllll May 11, 2019

Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite

2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?

by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019

OPOSS

OPOSS (old piece of shit syndrome)
Is a disorder that effects the older/oldest modules of smartphones. It can effect devices other than smartphones but is most common with smartphones.
The OPOSS first effects make apps and web browsers run slow but then disables the phones quick menu window button and home button
That is your sign to get a new phone

Well shit my iPhone suffers from OPOSS time to get a new one.
OPOSS has infected Nintendo's miiverse,Nintendo wifi,Nintendo zone and much more

by Anonymous Teen 133 June 17, 2019