nincompoopery

My default state of being.

Sat he did, and marvelled at his nincompoopery. Ahh, the wonder!

by the_original_nincompooper December 8, 2021

noncoituspaedia

a simple disease that is characterized by back pain as result of long time not arching your back(during doggy)

Kayla hasn’t had sex in a long time and has back pains, she must have contracted noncoituspaedia

by flyboyy69 February 2, 2022

Nincompoop

Someone who is an idiot

Also a funny word I like to use

You nincompoop!

Why you big fat nincompoop!

by Ugh 😩 June 7, 2022

nonconformist-aristocrat

Someone who does not accept the status quo, aiming for an organic state without the current bourgeois evils:
democracy, capitalism, liberalism, socialism, communism, fascism, nationalism, populism, progressivism, feminism, globalization, market technology, racism, left-right wing dichotomy, economism, organized religions, ecumenism, materialism, gay rights, statism, republicanism, atheism, human rights, totalitarianism, consumerism, humanism, modernism, abortion, international financial system and technocracy.

The nonconformist-aristocrat wants at all costs to prevent the decline of the world.

by tradical July 9, 2022

Nincompoopsie

Inconvinent, stupid

Pete: you’re whole divorce situation with kanye is nincompoopsie
Kim: my butt is soooo big

by Doodoohablublu August 18, 2022

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

noncousin

Your cousins’ cousins. The nieces and nephews of your aunt/uncle that married into your family. When you uncle gets married and his wife has a sister who has kids, those aren’t your cousins. They are, however, cousins to your cousins.

My Uncle John married a woman named Jane. Jane’s sister has a son named Joe. John and Jane have a daughter named Jean. Jean is my cousin. Jean is also Joe’s cousins. Joe is not my cousin, he is my noncousin.

by Monkamonkey September 2, 2022