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Your cousins’ cousins. The nieces and nephews of your aunt/uncle that married into your family. When you uncle gets married and his wife has a sister who has kids, those aren’t your cousins. They are, however, cousins to your cousins.
My Uncle John married a woman named Jane. Jane’s sister has a son named Joe. John and Jane have a daughter named Jean. Jean is my cousin. Jean is also Joe’s cousins. Joe is not my cousin, he is my noncousin.
noncousin by Monkamonkey September 2, 2022
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Consensual Nonconsensuality 

The act of giving the consent while pretending not to consent (in BDSM). This term was coined by Biaman Basu in The Commerce of Peoples: Sadomasochism and African American Literature. This action involves two participants and their willing to test the waters. For example, one partner pretends not to like being tied up while the other pretends to force it. Another example, in literature, is reading a text that is fragmented and irritating, but still stimulating. Both parties agree ahead of time as to what lines cannot be crossed, but can still be taunted, and as always, a safe word is used to ensure protection.
Before the play scene:

Bob: I'm going to beg you to stop whipping me, but please don't.

Sally: Ok, I've got your consensual nonconsensuality.

During the play scene:

Bob: Oh Sally! Please stop! You are hurting me!

(Sally doesn't stop)

los nonconsentuals 

the term los nonconsentuals refers to los campesinos fans that dont know how to take no for an answer

also can be used to refer to annoying wilbur soot fans, specifically lovejoy fans because they join the los campesinos fandom knowing they are despised within.
Alex and Kadi are both los nonconsentuals because they dont know what no means

nonclusion 

noun; 1. a final judgment or determination based on nonsense or on illogically connected facts and arguments.
2. the act of noncluding.

verb; nonclude
How the court managed to determine that the former honor role student is mentally incompetent to stand trial is a complete mystery, probably even to the judges who wrote the opinion. Simpy stated, it was not a conclusion, it was a nonclusion.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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