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Nincompoopsie 

Inconvinent, stupid
Pete: you’re whole divorce situation with kanye is nincompoopsie
Kim: my butt is soooo big
Nincompoopsie by Doodoohablublu August 18, 2022
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nincompooping 

The act of

1. doing nincompoopatic things.
2. being a nincompoop.
3. smelling like a nincompoop.
The nincompooping nincompoop was nincompooping around his fellow nincompoops.
nincompooping by Norne November 9, 2010

nincompoopsicle 

1. A nincompoop who puts Popsicle up his/her butt!
2. A person that tried a poop flavored Popsicle.
Bruh, Stop putting popsicles in your butt you absolute Nincompoopsicle!

nincompoophead

A very terrible insult, a portmanteau of nincompoop and poophead (which is itself a compound word, made from poop and head).
Jack is a nincompoophead. He is very annoying.
nincompoophead by &; December 27, 2021

nincompoopish 

when someone is in the act of being a nincompoop
"I think it's kind of nincompoopish of him....is that even a word?...ok, well it's a word now." - Mrs. K 2022
nincompoopish by gawrmochiii March 23, 2022

Nincompoopster 

A dumb obnoxious little dog that poops on the carpet in the middle of the night.
My little bichon frise is an adorable nincompoopster. He left me a crappy present under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.
Nincompoopster by Hlmrocko85 September 24, 2025

Nincompoopness 

The act of being a nincompoop, silly
Everyone loved how silly I was. Happy to show them my nincompoopness
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