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I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)
Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce
by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019
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nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye
'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'
by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
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Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male
Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023
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Work Nonce

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home
See he is doing overtime again the work nonce
by benji19 November 14, 2019
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Strokey nonce

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.
by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018
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nonce fc

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc
person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time
by bigjock September 18, 2007
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Nonce aware

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.
That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause
by bigladtilly December 12, 2020
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