Mochasexual

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.

"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."

by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

by Richmeister September 4, 2014

mocha kiss

When a male or female eats out the contents of a dirty asshole and afterwards passionately kisses that person whom the asshole belonged to. One can also identify it as a "truffle butter kiss."

Joshua's mocha kiss had a sour taste to it
I never knew a mocha kiss could be so exotic

by Shaggin waggon January 21, 2018

Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

Mohan .

Good guy

Good guy mohan .

by U know me 😀 November 25, 2021

Mechanical hands

A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"

"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"

by Hagoalgunosdibujos July 8, 2023