bruh monkey

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Bruh Monkey Productions

by bruhmonkey September 24, 2020

Talentless Monkey

Insult for a black person with no talent

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey

by Niggas can be doctors too May 10, 2022

Stinky Monkey Clitoris

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.

me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021