Marfart

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015

milfalicious

to describe a mother of children as hot. similar to its early 90s cousin babealicious milfalicious is used on the occasion where the hot female is a milf

wow.. shes hot
"oh laura yeah, shes got a couple of kids now"
mmm.. milfalicious

by kingarthur83rd September 8, 2007

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

dirty mira

A girl who is jacked as fuck and twists her mans dick until he gets an indian sunburn (aka salt and pepper.)

Damn you got a dirty mira last night? Ur dick must be destroyed!!

by localtrompet April 21, 2020

Miracle

Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.

The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.

by Freedom1 December 9, 2008

Mira Masia

A place in San Diego, California that is called Mira Mesa and has a very high concentration of asians.

Mira Mesa + Asia = Mira Masia

So we went to the movies in Mira Masia and I was a little bit bombarded with the asians

by croft-manor November 30, 2004

Mirfat

Amazing soul, would do anything for those she loves. A heart of gold, but once you’ve lost her trust there is no going back.

Mirfat is such an amazing friend

by Kkivghncgh November 22, 2021