Maintenance

The time that someone takes for the appearance to get ready

how long does it take for you to get ready? are you high maintenance?

by The ωord Effect ✨ May 18, 2019

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

minteresting

most interesting combined to create the ultimate contraction!! just a better way of speaking. Also see mexcellent.

Other person: Yo man, I just picked up an 8th of high draw, and a shitload of beans!
Me: Minteresting... set me some of that shit!
Other person: Dammit.

by KitSteel April 22, 2007

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

minendra

A big eyed indian "PIMP" who takes french class.

dude i'm going to take french so i can be a minendra

by adfaioaoew May 10, 2005

mintervention

similar to an Intervention for substance abusers, a mintervention is used to illustrate to someone that their breath smells like ass and they need help.

Ronald's dragon-breath finally forced us to give him a mintervention.

by goldb69 January 4, 2008

Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011