Definitions by Donkeyboy32
milking station
A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.
Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.
milking station by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023
Northwestern Carwash
In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.
Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash
Northwestern Carwash by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023
Northwestern Carwash
In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.
Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash
Northwestern Carwash by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023
Barber Tap
That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.
Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....
"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
Barber Tap by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014
Kitty Mittens
Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
Kitty Mittens by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008