microsporidian

1) single-celled organisms that live in crab's and fish's digestive systems
2) A prank that can be used to people who you know that have had sex, used as an std

"hey elle, guess what?"
Elle: "what?"
"andy has microsporidian, which means you have it too"
Elle: "what? really?"

by Lord Frog of the Night July 20, 2008

microprise

A project or undertaking, originally considered to be one that is difficult or requires effort, but is later found to be easy and can be delivered in small deliverables.

Microprise, an enterprise wide solution delivered in individual components.

by mislaid rogue April 12, 2013

micropreemie

Babies born way too soon and too small, some of the biggest fighters you'll ever know, true miracles

That 27.5 week 1lb 14oz micropreemie has sure overcome a lot.

by LittleRock98 September 23, 2016

Micropenis

Ian Gully's Penis

Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 5, 2017

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Micropenisia

A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!

"You have Micropenisia you reject! "
"No I don't it's a condition ok!"

by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018