A Forty ounce of Malt Liquor, a Black & Mild, and a white girl as a toy. Three items that stereotype black men across America.
"I think I'ma go outside and cool out for a bit, but I'ma run up to the corner store to get me a nigga happy meal. I hope I get a toy this time! Anybody else want anything from the store?"
The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.
You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."
Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.