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Nigga Happy Meal 

A Forty ounce of Malt Liquor, a Black & Mild, and a white girl as a toy. Three items that stereotype black men across America.
"I think I'ma go outside and cool out for a bit, but I'ma run up to the corner store to get me a nigga happy meal. I hope I get a toy this time! Anybody else want anything from the store?"
Nigga Happy Meal by ChuckDeuce86 November 9, 2012

PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome) 

The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.
You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."

Utah Happy Meal 

This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.
I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal

throat meal 

An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.
"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."
throat meal by jackowalkie March 24, 2010

Steal-a-Meal 

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!
Steal-a-Meal by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Eat a Big Meal 

A Nic-name for famous, over weight singer Rita Mcneil. Or any other over weight person.
"Omg, look at Eat a Big Meal over there...she's freakin' huge!"
Eat a Big Meal by COE40 August 24, 2009