Malea

Malea is the greatest girl in the world. The perfect person. You know what you got when you got a Malea. Beautiful, sweet, kind, and always willing to help and listen to you. The best person to share a life with, the greatest girlfriend you could have. Once you have a Malea, you just never want to let her go. She has the confidence of a lion, and the humility of a humming bird. She is brave and headstrong. She is the most beautiful girl in the room. All the time. Once you have a Malea as your companion, you would never be drawn to cheat on her, she’s just that perfect. She will remain loyal to you, and will never quit on you as long as you don’t quit on her. If you have a Malea to call your own, you have the most valuable treasure on the planet.

“I have the best girlfriend in the world”

“Really?? Who?”

“Malea”

“Damn bro, you really winning.”

by Chatty 1 September 13, 2022

Maceattac

A guy you should subscribe to.

Yo, wanna watch Maceattac?
OMG, YES I WANNA WATCH THE BEST YOUTUBER!!!

by Maceattac October 3, 2022

Matagisila

A very hot guy who likes Sports especially American Football he is funny athletic and fast but people who are named Matagisila are short

Hey Matagisila your gay

really because im Sigma

by haha ga October 5, 2022

Mareal

Mareal is a short skinny fat kiwindian with a shit haircut and likes little girls and takes them to the back of oporto and makes them touch his tiny willy

Im so retarded they call me Mareal
I get no girls call me Mareal
My haircuts shit call me Mareal
I shower with my dad call me Mareal
I'm a dirt poor indian call me Mareal

by lordxtralargecock May 7, 2023

Sean Maceachern'd

A hockey term for being Elbowed into the half boards while falling down.

Dont get Sean Maceachern'd with your head down out there!

by lehtonen32 July 1, 2011

La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.

I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!

by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019

te mata

A commonly used kiwi name for the game ‘paper scissors rock’
Often simplified to ‘Te mat’

Tahi(one), rua(two),toru(three),wha(four) Te mata

by fohnoly August 8, 2019