Mash the turnip

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.

Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

by The Intangible June 22, 2011

mash's gochu

Mashs tiny half inch gochu.

Mash: dam gurl give me yo numba plz . or at least that p hat. EmmA: EW get that half inch gochu away from me! thats such a typical mash's gochu.

by TOUCH EMMA November 13, 2009

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 23, 2013

Mash Up

1. To take 2 completely different types of music and putting them together.

2. To completely destroy, wreck or mutilate.

3. A cacophony of the senses. Adj.

1. eg. Linkin' Park / Jay Z

2. eg. "His face was mash up after that fight".

3. eg. "That song was so mash up it gave me a nose bleed".

by FCB_87 May 11, 2006

hash mash

disorganise

no police on the street and drivers do everything , oh! here is hash mash!

by ELIASr September 14, 2008

mash up

1. The act of mashing up. Getting drunk / high.

2. A term used to describe people associated with such actions, due to them being unable or unwilling to perform usual tasks.

1. wanna have a mash up tonight?
no, im too mashed.

2. you seen mark? he hasnt been in classes all day.
man, that guy is a total mash up.

by Stephen DeVincenzi February 03, 2008

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 02, 2006