markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

markuscito

The funniest and a friend you want to have. Markuscito is cute and has a great personality. Markuscito sounds light-skin and Hispanic. A Markuscito has lots of friends and girls adore him.

I hope someone nicknames me markuscito

by Urban Ditionary 999999999999 November 8, 2017

markimoans

The moans of markiplier himself

Person: I looked up markimoans last night
Person2: really

Person: yeah it was hot

by LivYEEing trashbag November 18, 2017

Margument

A minor or mini argument. Not something that blows up into something larger but constitutes for a heated discussion or debate.

My boyfriend and I got into a margument, but we’re fine, it wasn’t anything serious.

by DyslexicBulletin December 9, 2017

Markus

Probably a good dad. Looks like a dad.

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.

by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018

Markamoron

A guy whose name is Mark that acts like a moron about half of the time and is very hot the other half. You never know which version of Mark you will meet, but it’s always an adventure!

That Markamoron acted like an asshole again today. Let’s see what tomorrow brings...

by Thesweetheartmamacita3 June 20, 2018