Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

mementos the flash polaroid maker

(adv.) mè•men•tós — the act of immediately forgetting what it is you have just put in yer mouth

“Man, you must have a mementos the flash Polaroid maker nearby ‘cause I can’t tell you what I just put in my mouth.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

diarrhea maker

A lady's behind.

"Look at the diarrhea maker on that trollop!"

by giantcom February 10, 2010

Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

Makers, All

An incredibly idiotic marketing campaign launched by Purdue University in October 2010. A play on the school mascot name Boilermakers, the advertisements contain pseudo-empowering statements of Purdue's accomplishments and potential for future impact. Members of the Purdue community are encouraged to fill in the blank, "I am a ____ maker." For example, a young college-educated woman proudly referring to herself as a "baby maker." The purpose of the campaign is unclear, given that the university has no trouble recruiting tens of thousands of entitled, overly confident undergraduates every year, and it seems that the $250,000+ could be better spent amidst the school's current budgetary crisis.

Boilermakers are strong-willed. Hard-working....We build things stronger. Faster.....What we make moves the world forward.

We are Purdue. Makers, All.

by omnichic82 October 27, 2010

jam maker

Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.

"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"

by Mama Spell November 8, 2011