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lucied

When a woman fucks a guy in the ass with a dildo/strapon
Dude did you know Dale got lucied by his wife last night
by Ddford61 April 5, 2017
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Lucinda

A beautiful and kind lady, Lucinda looks and acts natural all the time. She is the very definition of perfection and balance, as she is unique in a good way, mischievous and caring at the same time. If a Lucinda asks you out, try to avoid refusing her.
A: Lucinda asked me out and I said no.
B: You jerk!
by ChickenLui December 6, 2018
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lucie

by Michael_Claw June 9, 2005
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Lucius Malfoy

Superb piece of crumpet and little Draco's daddy. Nuff Said!
Lucius Malfoy is a superb piece of crumpet
by LadyLupinBlack March 7, 2005
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Lucid Dream

A lucid dream is one in which the dreamer has total, or partial, control of oneself and one's surroundings, by making the realization that he or she is actually asleep. It is this realization that allows the dreamer to experience what is known as a lucid dream on one of these possible levels:

1. The realization has been made, but there is no control of oneself or of one's surroundings
2. Semi-control of oneself, with no control over one's surroundings
3. Full control over oneself, still with no control of one's surroundings
4. Semi-control over both oneself and one's surroundings
5. Full control over both oneself and one's surroundings

There are many techniques for lucid dreaming that have been developed and improved upon over the centuries. These include: habitual reality checking, recording dreams (dream journal), meditation, verbal reinforcement, etc.

The best method (the only one from the 21st century), requires nothing but an Android device, and can be used to experience a lucid dream tonight; whereas the previous methods could take months, even years, before results are seen. To try the Android method, search for "Lucid Dreamer" by Guardanis on Google Play.
Last night, I experienced a lucid dream in which I had superpowers, flew across the galaxy, and dated Mila Kunis at the same time.
by Guardanis August 26, 2013
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Lucian

Lucian is the most amazing guy in the world. He is very hard working and it always pays off. You get to know him as a friend first and you find out he has an amazing sense of humour, is incredibly intelligent and is so beautifully handsome. You then realise that you have fallen so deeply in love with him that there is no way out, you just have to dig deeper and deeper till you find his heart. And trust me, finding Lucian's heart is the best thing that could ever happen to you. And if youre extra lucky then he will return youre love and there you have it- the most powerful love in the whole entire universe. He is amazing with words and has the most amazing lips ever, you see them and all you want to do is press your lips hard against his and close your eyes and let time freeze. There are more reasons why i love Lucian than stars in the sky but i cant possibly list them all. So i will leave it with this. Lucian will make you the happiest girl alive. I love you Lucian <3
'I met the most amazing guy today!'
'Oh yeah! whats he like?'
'He's a total Lucian'
by hellohowareyou? May 4, 2010
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Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.
After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.
by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009
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