Lans is a chaprismatic, not the best but he has the eyes of 1 person on him. It's just his (questionable rizz) which no one falls for, but someone does.
by lansender July 16, 2023

by Nusydde June 3, 2021

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.
As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)
by QuacksO August 21, 2025

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."
B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."
B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."
by DoctorBread January 10, 2018
