Lans

Lans is a chaprismatic, not the best but he has the eyes of 1 person on him. It's just his (questionable rizz) which no one falls for, but someone does.
Person 1 : Lans is the greatest person in my life

Person 2 : Really?
by lansender July 16, 2023
mugGet the Lansmug.

Wah Lan eh

A stupid word to scold people saying their penis is so filthy. the root of arguments
Wah lan eh, why u so late sia?
by Nusydde June 3, 2021
mugGet the Wah Lan ehmug.

Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!
by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025
mugGet the Lanmug.

Lans

Let a nigga smash like cmon let me fuck
by Papaspankm3 March 22, 2021
mugGet the Lansmug.

LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.
As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
mugGet the LAN donormug.

LAN

Shortened version of lame ass n****
Man you a LAN
by SPINBACK April 21, 2023
mugGet the LANmug.

lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.
A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."
by DoctorBread January 10, 2018
mugGet the lanningsmug.

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