ketchup fart

A form of flatulence resulting from the consumption of a large quantity of fast food hamburgers and ketchup. Typically, a ketchup fart will have an odor similar to the fast food hamburger and ketchup before their consumption; those that smell a ketchup fart are often disturbed by this fact.

Jared celebrated his birthday by pounding a super size double quarter pounder with cheese value meal with extra ketchup. Later that night, while impersonating the semen demon for Jessica, Jared let out a ketchup fart, ruining the moment.

by Frank Lesniak September 20, 2012

Ash Ketchum

The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003

Ash Ketchum

The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!

Misty: Hey, Ash Ketchum! What pokémon did you catch?
Ash: It's a chikorita!!

by Melissa Ketchum February 28, 2011

ketchup hole

a womans vagina when shes on her period.

"Rose wanted me to give head to her ketchup hole, and I said 'Fuck no'".

by Fish Crinkle July 9, 2010

Ketchuped

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.

"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Dumbass_Freshman March 2, 2014

Floor Ketchup

1. Ketchup...that is on the floor

2. When one sees blood on the floor and believes it is the first definition of floor ketchup. (The "Floor Ketchup" is the blood on the floor.)

Little Robby was really hungry that day so he got a hot dog and smeared it with Floor Ketchup...it wasn't ketchup.

by Michael Who? February 27, 2009

bitch ketchup

The blood and lady bits that a woman excretes during her period.

Urggggh, your bitch ketchup's got lumps in it!

by Nathdogg July 19, 2004