Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

jnco

a pair of jeans that white kids wear that think they are the shit. the acranym "jeans niggers cant own" is false cause they sell shirts with gangster coligraphy on them

yo dawg, i got myself a pair of jncos

by alexe February 24, 2005

Jonce

A more light-hearted term for a person who thinks, behaves or looks like a:

- Pillock
- Prat
- Nob
- Tool
- Twat
- Twot
- Fool

"I like your new full-length black leather coat, but to be honest it makes you look a bit of an eighties jonce."

by Toby Liddle October 20, 2008

Jncon

1. One who subjects to scamming or conning people. 2. One who plays runescape 20 hours of the day bullshits for 3 and bitches for 1. 3. An acronymn standing for jn=the first and last letter of justin con=the first part of con artist which he is.

Boy, Justin sure is a jncon he didnt have time to get a real girl so he took a runescape girl due to the fact that he had free cam acess and another person to scam.

by Teh 1337 tek December 7, 2004

Jobcorpsish

adjective (job-core-ish); having lost intelligence after attending an educational/vocational studies program funded by the government.

billy used to be smart and awesome and shit but now hes all jobcorpsish

by calvitron August 4, 2011

Jonovan

Outgoing ,funny ,attractive ,athletic but doesn’t take no shit, plus great in bed

Jonovan is a Great friend with a positive attitude

by Jasmine12601 November 23, 2021

doing a jonno

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.

by Majormilf (AKA Mr. Big chin) April 19, 2020