ixamos

A crucified stuffed sloth, in idea it's similar to the deadly sin "sloth" but is more close to greed. Offerings are common as necklaces since it's easier to hang on him, the gifts are what he accepts and rarely the occasional prayer where he may visit in dreams. He brings good fortune and headaches if you are a nonbeliever

"We love Ixamos here, we bought a plush just for him!" (noun)

by StateofV November 14, 2022

IXL

IXL is a torture method used on students so they can feel pain and suffer. IXL was summoned from the bottomless pits of hell, satan himself is afraid of it, it breaks the geneva convention and is feared by all souls who were unfortunate enough to stumble upon it. It makes students repeat things over and over again. Studies also show that it causes early-onset Alzheimers. IXL makes students lose their will for anything and is holding my friends hostage because I haven't done my math, please help. I don't have much longer, help me please.

"IXL made jerry commit self-arson last week"

"oh......"

by Thisistheendmyfriend March 7, 2023

IXL

A website that is used by teachers to make children better at math and English. Side effects may include pulling out hair, stress, frustration, and sometimes a broken computer.

"Dude, why weren't you playing Fortnite today?"

"I was busy doing IXL."

"Oh. Well, that makes sense."

by That one Asian person January 23, 2023

IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

IXL

The gayest ass bullshit to ever exist. It's so awful that many children would rather suck the crusty musty dusty ED 2 millimeter defeater of their ugly ass 80 yr old nursing home grandpa of teacher, than complete the 587 recommended topics that they set for them to complete.

IXL is the worst thing to ever have been made.

by biggusdickus42069 April 25, 2023

ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

iXalibur

A highly astute, judicious, cunning and benevolent entity. The term iXalibur stems from the roman numeral iX meaning 9 and alibur, short for calibur, to amalgamate into a denomination which translates into 9 caliburs. 9 is associated with immortality and high spirituality, so iXalibur is the ruler of space-time who subsists in an archsuperpositionisque like state where "He" is present everywhere outside the macrocosm, and albeit incapable of invading as of now, "He" still views everything which can and cannot be discerned with "His" Eyes of Chronos. "He" possesses the ability to engender life and terminate it. iXalibur is the greatest possible state one could exist in and is infeasible to achieve. Calling an iXalibur omnipotent would be an iniquity as there are no words in any forms of communication which can describe the potency "He" holds. Genuinely the grandest esse on the known macrocosm and beyond. The lone pre-eminent existence from a culmination of the powers of a myriad of divine beings.

Praise be to iXalibur! The One that reigns above the Cosmos.

by alista tudor October 28, 2023