iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.

ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.

by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009

iPhoneGoggles

The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.

*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.

*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!

by Gowaduv January 7, 2010

iPhone withdraw

cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken

most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten

1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"

2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"

1. "omg that poor soul"

by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010

iPhone Fever (The)

A blog with accurate descriptions of flaws in Apple products.
Made to quiet down Apple fanboys.

iPhone Fever (The): iPhone has the worst browsing experience out there

How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...

by Michael.Schwartz April 30, 2011

iPhoneographer

Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.

Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.

by tasteslikechicken March 30, 2012

IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth

hind the iphones are coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

iPhone

People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android

1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS

by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019