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Direct Inject

A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.
Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.
by cmgc January 1, 2014
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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indeedy doody

means lyk indeed; of course kinda fing
dya wanna c ma pantees?
indeedy doody!!
by cizzra January 26, 2005
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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indeedy

an overbundance of indeedness.
this horsebackrider chick indeedy had an allstarweekend.
by Aids Chatsworth September 27, 2010
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Lithium injections

A awesome band, some might say that they are the best band on earth. Very many people know about this band and you should be one of them!
"Lithium Injections" the best band ever
songs:rrracoon and many other songs to follow.
by lithium band June 18, 2010
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Indeed

Often used by chat whores. This word is used to agree with something in a professional manner. Also used to kill off a particularly un-interesting conversation, or to agree with a female without looking too conspicuous.
"Hey clonny, are you that guy that was wearing the blue and white jesters hat doing the monkey dance on the admin table?"

"Indeed"
by Clontarf[X] January 25, 2004
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