Imperfect Subjunctive

The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!

Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!

English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."

by KHD May 16, 2004

impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Imperial Valley

A dusty town, 160 miles inland of San Diego. A town filled with tumbleweeds, haystacks, canals, and illigal aliens, fresh from there trek across the border.

Q:hey, wheres the last place you would want to be in the summer!?
A: The Imperial Valley!

by imthiskindagirl June 19, 2008

Impeachment

The public ceremony conducted in the senate where a peach is inserted into the President's anus.

That Nancy Pelosi stuffed the biggest peach I've ever seen up old Donny's bum pipe at his second impeachment! It was great!

by Cheezybrgrz January 13, 2021

Imperial system

Shitfuckery, used to describe how an individual's brain cannot understand the metric system

Can you tell me this with imperial system's units ?
No 💀

by Raphaeltael February 22, 2022

Imperia Online

Imperia Online is a MMORTS. You own an "empire" you get each 1-2 minutes new supplies of wood and other resources even if you are not online. When you get online you can upgrade your buildings to generate more amounts of resources and also build barracks etc to get a bigger army. When you get a bigger army you can pillage other empires to gain even more resources or you can even conquer other players cities.

Guy 1: I'm playing Imperia Online, it's a web browsed MMORTS (explains like above)
Guy 2: That sounds exactly like Travian except that Travian is better and it has more features.

by Frej Schmitz December 9, 2008