hotnesses

Plural form of hotness

Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?

by JMayzin August 19, 2010

Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 16, 2008

hotness robin

hotness robin is someone that can do anything that's possible

hotness robin is hot and can do the splits and anything you or anything possible including backflip on the dick

by rooster, chopps, key, tits October 1, 2008

Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

Hotmessedness

The state of being a hot mess or the overall general behavior when describing one being as such. Usually a drunken or inebriated state followed by loss of control of bodily functions and/or fluids all the while not understanding why anybody is making a big deal or getting angry at those who do.

I can't stand going out with so and so on the weekend with all her hotmessedness.

by Higbittytoes May 22, 2014

hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016

Hostess Zinger

The act of giving a girl a facial and then spilling round two inside of her while she still has round one on her face. Just like a Hostess Zinger, she's got the dry, crusty frosting on top and the fresh cream in the center.

She wants to go two rounds tonight so I'm gonna Hostess Zinger her!

by Memeintosh May 13, 2016