horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024

horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

horizontal aerobics

Another way of saying sex

Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics

by _mike-oxlong_69 December 22, 2024

Keepin' it Horizontal

To maintain a causal relationship with someone

"What about you and them? What's going on there?"

"We just keepin' it horizontal."

by @definition April 13, 2024

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 08, 2020

Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017